Top Toys Season 5

(In order of viewers' votes)
HEAD HONCHO
HEAD HONCHO

#1 Winner!

This male masturbator offers superior suction and it warms up from friction as you use it. Guys like the fact that it's transparent so they can see themselves ejaculate. No problem, because the silicone is so thick, you can easily turn it inside out for cleaning. It is a simple and inexpensive toy that our tester described as being "as good as a blow-job". I will take his word for it.

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THE CONE
THE CONE

#2 Winner!

Talk about unique, here is the most innovative toy we saw this year – THE CONE. It has a heavy, non-slip base, and a very powerful motor and soft silicone exterior. You can sit on it, lie on it, squat on it or back up to it. I love the warning, "for external use only". No kidding. Our tester raved about it. She said that - because you don't have to hold it - it provides a "hands-free orgasmic experience." All I know is she never brought her sample back.

PIXIE
VIBRATEX PIXIE

#3 Winner!

The VIBRATEX PIXIE is a high-quality Japanese vibrator. It stimulates the G Spot with a movement they call "swing". Basically, that is a "come hither "waggle. In addition, it vibrates along the shaft. The soft material is elastomer, which is phthalate free, and it is cleaner, odourless and better quality than the usual jelly coatings.Vibratex is another company that seems to end up on our top toys list year after year.

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BEND IT DONG
BEND IT ULTRA DOUBLE DONG

The BEND IT ULTRA DOUBLE DONG is a dildo with a soft, jellee exterior, and is easy to clean. Plus, it has an innovative skeletal core that allows it to bend into any shape and stay there. Two people could have a very creative time in bed with this big fella.

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SALLY SEA
SALLY SEA

Every year we seem to have a toy from Fun Factory on our top ten list, and here is this year's nominee – SALLY SEA. It provides unique sensations with the unusual ability to twist and shake simultaneously. Made in Germany, it is 100% silicone and non-allergenic with two first-rate motors. Another class product from this company.

URGE BODYBOUNCER
URGE BODYBOUNCER

Next, we have the URGE BODYBOUNCER. It is a type of stool with a flexible rubber top and a strategically placed hole. One partner sits in the saddle while the other partner lies underneath.The construction is top quality. Although any couple could enjoy the possibilities, I think it would be a great asset for people with arthritis, spinal cord injuries, heart conditions, or any mobility problems.

INTERNAL SENSATIONS VIBE
INTERNAL SENSATIONS VIBE

I was really keen on this one. I love the fact that it is long and flexible so it could easily be used by folks with limited manual ability. It is also waterproof and has a tiny vibrator in the tip, perfect for clitoral stimulation, or for teasing around the vaginal or anal openings. Another good, inexpensive toy.

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PANDORA PASSION
PANDORA P & G SPOT PASSION

Here's another understated toy – the PANDORA P & G SPOT PASSION. Small, simple, no bells and whistles, no disco lights – it just does its job. It has a top-quality Japanese motor and is made of pure silicone, which is good if you have latex allergies. It is designed for G-spot or prostate stimulation, and the tip would also provide excellent clitoral action.

JASMINE
EMOTIONAL BLISS JASMINE

This is the EMOTIONAL BLISS JASMINE. This is one of those low-key, understated clitoral vibrators that is pure joy. Made in England, it is rechargeable and incredibly durable. The ergonomics are great and it has a variety of speeds. Expensive, but, in this case, you get what you pay for.

IDEAL
NATURAL CONTOURS IDEAL

This next item is actually a massager, not a sex toy, but I'm sure you could think of something to do with it besides rub your neck. It is the NATURAL CONTOURS IDEAL, and it is rechargeable. It may look big and bulky, but the unique design allows you to reach all over your body – or anyone else's. This massager oscillates, it does not vibrate, so it provides a unique sensation. As I said, it is very powerful - good for a woman in a hurry, so to speak.


BEST OF

Throughout the season, we have been featuring some cute and innovative items in our HOT STUFF EXTRA bumpers. Here are our faves:

Erotic Sex Positions DVD

Patsy and Germain tackled the educational DVD, EROTIC SEX POSITIONS, and - surprisingly - both of them liked it!

Initially, Germain was disappointed because he was hoping for something raunchier, but when he watched it with his girlfriend, the couple found it an inspiration for some real-life fun. Patsy was impressed by the DVD options - you can watch it with voice-over for instructional information, or with music only. She felt that, in this mode, the program could be an erotic accompaniment to the real thing. Both reviewers were fascinated by the different positions demonstrated - although "The Reverse Frog" position scared Patsy away - but, ultimately, both agreed that it was a good, non-threatening, informative DVD that couples could watch together.

 

Neptune's Sheath NEPTUNE'S SHEATH is made of a stretchy, jelly material that holds a small bullet vibrator at the base. Apply some lube and slide the sheath over the penis. Although it is not overly tight, it does act a little like a cock ring to help keep his erection. The bonus is that it adds a little GIRTH to the base of the penis, providing a bit of support and a pleasurable vibration for him and for his partner. One point I want to make – I would not use this with a condom. I would be concerned about friction between the materials causing the condom to break. It would be fine in a long-term, monogamous relationship.

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KY Mist

 

Check out this super idea – KY lubricant in a spray-mist bottle. It comes in regular and warming formulas, and the spray bottle makes it easier and less messy to apply. You can even be a bit playful with it – Spray misty for me, big boy!

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OhMiBod

Well, you knew it was coming. This is the OhMiBod, a personal vibrator that plugs into an ipod or any MP3 player. It runs on 2 AA batteries and vibrates in time to the music, or you can just use it as a stand-alone. I suggest you don't use it in the subway.

Mini Mini Rabbit

Who says you have to be big to be good? The MINI MINI RABBIT is tiny – less that 2" long – but it's an incredibly strong vibrator. If you like intense clitoral stimulation, this bunny will get you hippity hoppin' around the bed.