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If you're gonna get funky, cover your monkey!
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You'll go home a loner if you don't cover your boner!
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Before you wag it, better bag it!
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No balloon - no party!
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You won't get a goody 'til you wrap your woody!
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If you go into heat, package your meat!
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Without a doubt, you should cover your spout!
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Don't be a dork - wrap your pork!
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Condoms: the pecker picker upper!
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It don't take long to cover your schlong!
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Stop and think, and then cover your dink!
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Wrap your wagger if you're gonna shag her!
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Put a rubber on your chubber!
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If you are huffin' and puffin', protect your muffin!
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You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
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Before you dive in, cover your skin!
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Before you slip between her thighs, don't forget to condomize!
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No glove, no love!
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If getting naked is your plan, cover your penis like a man!
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A condom is a crash helmet for your hot rod!
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It only takes a jiffy to cover Mr. Stiffy!
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Before you dip your wick, cover your dick!
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Nothin' says lovin' like rubber in the oven!
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When she's looking slinky, wrap your dinky!
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Gift-wrap your member, especially in December!
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It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter!
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Don't bungle the job - cover your knob!
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No condemnation for the Condom Nation!
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Control your sperm - cover your worm!
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It is not the length of the wand but the magic that's in it!
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Backdoor boys have no choice - cover the skin or you don't get in!
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Shroud the moose before you let loose!
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Keep it calm, or it's you and your palm!
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It's not always better, wetter!
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If you wanna be mine, cover your vine!
