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College Condom Quickie!

At the end of each episode of TALK SEX, Sue always closes the show with a condom quickie, a snappy little line that promotes safer sex.

Often, the line has been submitted by a viewer. Here are some examples:

• No protection - No affection!
• Put on the glove before you love!
• Don't be silly - wrap your willy!
• If you're not gonna sack it, go home and whack it!
• Dress up the bone, or you'll be alone!
• Condom first, before you burst!
• Whether you're gay or straight, black or white, If you don't have a condom, then just say goodnight!

And don't be afraid to write a cute limerick, like this one from a viewer named Dennis:

A condom was needed for dealing,
For two who had mutual feeling.
In the heat of romance,
They took quite a chance.
Now the twins are both hungry and squealing!

Many one-liners are submitted by college and university students, and we would like to thank the school as well as the student on air.

Added July 11, 2007:
Viewer response to 'Condom Quickies' has been tremendous, and we would like to thank everyone who takes the time to contribute. Please don't stop! Many submissions have been repetitive, so save yourself the trouble, and do not submit these old chestnuts:

• No love - no glove!
• Cover your whacker before you attack her!

Please use this form for quickie submissions and get an on-air plug from Sue. All submissions become property of Talk Sex Productions Inc.